the dissidence of miscreants

22 year old linguistics student/preschool teacher/total loser. Brace yourself for reblogs of hilarious macros, gifs, and not much else.

Submission #43

theavengersheadcanons:

Once Clint wouldn’t come down from his ‘nest’. He even went as far as pulling up the ladder. Fury was furious and demanded that he come down. Clint refused and asked for the password. Without a word, Natasha started tapping it out in Morse code using the blue lights on her gauntlet. Clint talked back with the laser guide on his bow. Everyone turned to Steve and demanded to know what they were saying. Steve shrugged his shoulders and said “It’s in Russian.” 

Submitted by amourwolf

niam-ate-nouis: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME i think i just peed myself

niam-ate-nouis:

-stonecoldfox:

So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME

i think i just peed myself

moriar-tea:

polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

　he’s roasting marshmallows

This is the first time I’ve burst out laughing when my family was in the room. I’m embarrassed now askjd

caspock: heavenandhellcastiel: novaked: #i’m going to pretend that this is sam dean and cas and they are laughing because bobby wanted to take a picture of them #but he accidentally set the camera to video mode and it’s recording and he doesn’t understand #how this damn thing works or why those three idjits are laughing at him #;oaweywa #it almost seems as if dean’s mouthing ‘can’t you take a picture old man?’ #and bobby would yell back at dean about how this damn fancy new camera sam bought him is trash #and sam and cas would just laugh because they knew this would happen #but it’s all good because sam would fix it for him and then bobby would take a picture of them and keep it forever #AND THEN THEY’D ALL GO OUT FOR DINNER AFTER THIS BECAUSE THEY JUST FINISHED UP A HUNT AND THE FAMILY NEEDS FED #ajweoyaw #crying BRB, SUICIDE.

caspock:

heavenandhellcastiel:

novaked:

#i’m going to pretend that this is sam dean and cas and they are laughing because bobby wanted to take a picture of them #but he accidentally set the camera to video mode and it’s recording and he doesn’t understand #how this damn thing works or why those three idjits are laughing at him #;oaweywa #it almost seems as if dean’s mouthing ‘can’t you take a picture old man?’ #and bobby would yell back at dean about how this damn fancy new camera sam bought him is trash #and sam and cas would just laugh because they knew this would happen #but it’s all good because sam would fix it for him and then bobby would take a picture of them and keep it forever #AND THEN THEY’D ALL GO OUT FOR DINNER AFTER THIS BECAUSE THEY JUST FINISHED UP A HUNT AND THE FAMILY NEEDS FED #ajweoyaw #crying

BRB, SUICIDE.

(Source: mcakeface)